Can Your iPhone Play the Trombone?

Or maybe this.



When the Saint's Come Marching Home...come on, that was geeky fun~! I guess our kids can truthfully say, "But , mom, I am practicing my music lessons" when they are messing with their iPhones. I am trying to think of applications that would make my life easier, but somehow I cannot imagine the phone sprouting arms and legs and scuttling around my house cleaning.

What app would make your life easier...or just plain fun?

Hello? Hello? Your butt called me.

Cell phone ringing. S*#t. I left it downstairs charging. Race for the phone and don't make it in time. Check missed calls. My brother called. Fun, maybe he wants to play. Call him right back. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. *shit, where is he?* Ring. Ring. "You have reached Baby Brother's cell phone. Blah, blah, blah." Well, that's rude, you called me. Fine. Be a brat. Try again.

"Hey, Kat, sorry about that, my phone called you." How sad. I have a relationship with an iPhone. At least it has cute apps. I like the Star Wars light saber one; it sounds just like you are playing, uh, I mean, fighting, with a light saber.

Well, at least his butt did not hang up on me.