Friday, December 11, 2009
So, are you Team Jacob or Team Edward?
I love my friends who say how can you be team Edward...he is hard and cold. How much fun can it be to hug a rock? I don't know which is funnier. The fact that I will argue with them or the fact that they say it like it's, you know, real. Or women only like it because they are missing something in their life. Well, duh. Romance writers would have been out of business years ago otherwise.
I am not a fan of the first movie. Twilight sucked. The parody was so much better than the movie. You don't believe me. Just watch.
See, that Bella could actually act.
I enjoyed all four Twilight books. As I have said before they don't beat Harry Potter but I liked them anyways. (J.K. Rowling can actually write.) But it was fun reading about a vampire who is all sparkly, doesn't kill people, falls in love, and the horny teenager who falls in love with him.
I liked the transformation into wolves. I disliked when Jacob cuts his hair. I really disliked the scene with Bella getting stitched up...where the hell was the director telling her not to look up like that. All I could see was her eyes disappear into her head and see a whole lot of the whites of her eyes. It was like a sunny side up egg gone horribly wrong.
Dakota Fanning rocked. The bad vampires in Italy were fun.
And Jasper still looks like a character from a puppet show.
Posted by Happy Hour...Somewhere at 6:49 PM