Thursday, March 18, 2010

I Have Greeeeeeeeen Pee Pee




I wish you could have seen it. Who was this girl? Wild hair. Kinda braggy attitude. Flying out of the bathroom to announce to one and all, and this must be said in a sing song voice: 

" I have greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen pee pee!"

Being the slightly oddball person that I am, I had to investigate. 

"Did you flush?"

"No."

I cross the room and take a peek in the potty. Well, looky there. Green pee pee. I flush the toilet. (Practicing my manners.)

Oh, look. Blue water. 

Being the highly intelligent proto scientist, I ponder this. Blue water. Yellow pee. 


Blue + Yellow = Green


Elementary, my dear, Watson. 


Teddy Bear was quite proud of herself. How many five-year-olds can manufacture greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen pee pee?


I told her that was her Irish coming out. 


What? 


You have to be Irish to kiss the Blarney Stone? (Perhaps we need to invent Mexican Malarkey.)



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19 comments:

Simply Suthern said...

Never saw green pee in the potty before. However, I have been called to look at and identify all kind of stuff in the potty. What would Mexican Malarky be made of?

Housewife Savant said...

Mexican Malarky would burn like a son-of-a-gun.

Confessions of a Closet Hoarder but you can call me Judy said...

LOL Outta the mouths of babes... :)

English Rider said...

Try eating some beetroot salad and admire the rose-tinted consequences.

Coffeypot said...

I thought you were gonna tell us she had her own littl keg of green beer. Gotta start somethime...right?

Chantel said...

LOL! Adore the "color" (snicker) children bring to our lives! Personally, I'm still stuck on asparagus pee....

Simply Suthern said...

Love me some asparagus but wow it does smell strong.

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

Simply Suthern...Well, I know my dad is full of Mexican Malarky. He can spin a yarn like nobody's business. My daughter is half Irish, half Mexican, so I figure she is 100% full of blarney of some sort.

Housewife Savant...Burn, baby, burn.

Judy...It truly was the funniest thing to hear. She just came bounding out of the bathroom all excited about it.

English Rider...Beetroot salad? Sounds like something from Middle Earth that hobbits like to eat. Rose colored pee pee? Good for Valentine's Day or even Easter~!

Coffeypot...Teddy Bear loved beer as a two year old (if you put a beer down, she would sneak it away and chug a lug), but now, I think she sneaks other forms of alcohol~!

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

Chantel...Of course, that reminds me of the "colorful" language my four year old daughter used while playing a video game. Asparagus pee? Is it stinky? Is it green? I am going to collect a whole bunch of ways to make colorful pee~!

Tgoette said...

Green pee sounds so festive! We should incorporate it into Christmas as well. Just need to find someone with kidney issues to supply the red pee. LOL!

@eloh said...

I saw the title and thought you had a bunch of green beer for St. Paddy's Day.

A Cuban In London said...

That was a fun story. With all kinds of variations. You could say that Irish in some people comes out in very strange circumstances. :-)

Greetings from London.

Nuke Girl said...

Lol! I so thought this was going to be a story about a drunk girl in a bar on St. Patty's. ;P

mac said...

I had red pee once. It scared the bejeebus out of me.

As it turns out, not all food dye is processed ;-)

Madame DeFarge said...

Try taking lots of vitamin B. Everything comes out bright yellow. Gross.

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Sandi said...

Now that's funny!!

Nezzy said...

Mexican Malarkey, girl ya crack me up. This reminds me of a time long ago when Tidybowl first came out and my dad went in the bathroom to do his thing...looked down and sreamed...Wanna I just peed green. Here too the water started out blue. Heeeheehe! This was great!

Have a fun day filled with beautiful blessings!!!

kden said...

I have been thoroughly enjoying your blog and being the oddball that I am, I chose to comment on this one ;-) Funny story!

Asparagus pee, oh yea that only takes about 5 minutes to go through ya and stink up the place.

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