Monday, March 22, 2010

Yummy! Spam is Delicious...No, really...Come Back



Actually, I don't remember the last time I ate Spam. 

Unfortunately, I think a truckload backed up to my bloggy house lately. Full of goo and yuck. Went into almost every room in my bloggy house. Left nasty pictures...or bragged about a gambling problem...even spoke in languages I am not sure are human. (Maybe the aliens from District 9 escaped and instead of cat food, they are enjoying Spam.)

For the next week or so, I will have word verification on my comments so Anonymous will hopefully leave me alone for a while.  The little pecker. One guy is super relentless in invading my bloggy house. Here is a sample of the goo he leaves behind.


I know you and your friends are memebers on this site Erica... Well guess what? Now they get to see you slutty naked ass! HAHAHAH. Just go to gf4free.com/members/surferdude23/ Enjoy!

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Does anybody in their right minds click on any of these links? It is like answering the Nigerian e-mail scam. Even if all you have is two brain cells karooming around your brain like the Los Angeles Thunderbirds jamming around a rink, at some point they make contact, and you realize some things are just too stupid to believe. 




The rest of you can spam me all you want as usual.


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18 comments:

Tattoos and Teething Rings said...

I don't allow Anonymous comments, but occasionally I get one that looks like it's in Chinese or something. Weird.

mac said...

Are you trying to say I WON'T get half of that $30 million?

I like Spam!

But, maybe not the kind you're getting ;-)

Karen Carter said...

I have been getting tons! Driving me nuts. But the good thing is they are on old posts. So I do comment modification on posts over 14 days. Seems to help. Damn dont these people have things to do? am I really going to click your link and look at shoes? Sorry spam has been at your place too. Always hated spam! Hugs K

Casey said...

You go girl ;)!!!!

@eloh said...

I was all prepared to tell you not to worry, a few hundred thousand Hawiians can't all be wrong....

But this, this is much much different......are the ass pictures of a recent nature or are they something from a misspent youth?

Thanks for the "heads up"... in my youth I was quite the "mooner"... I will await the e-mail blackmailer...

MaryRC said...

Surfer dude was leavin all his sh*t all over my house too. Bring on the Word V! Makes for a tidy place ;)

Phoenix said...

Slutty naked ass, eh? How did he KNOW about me??

So I gave you an award...because you crack my shit up. Head on over to my hopefully-not-as-spammed blog and check it out for yourself :)

And don't let the spammers get you down!

Sandi said...

Those links were probably created by the people who fix computers when they crash because someone is stupid enough to click on the link!! Although, I have been tempted with the offers to have my "member" dragging on the ground.

ethelmaepotter! said...

That's why I always moderate my comments - I have a relentless Anonyomous who writes gibberish with links - never anything to do with my posts.

Me....bunny said...

Is there something your not telling us that surfer dude knows?...lol
Ah...the joys of blogging.

have a good one!

tootles,
bunny

Aunt Juicebox said...

I don't get nearly as much of that, considering I allow anon comments and don't have captcha enabled. I'm glad, just surprised.

Red Writer said...

That just sucks that people do that. Whatever dude, get a life!

My dad used to eat spam. Both my parents thought it was great. I couldn't say yuck fast enough.

Madame DeFarge said...

Beats the Chinese or Korean spam that I always get. Bit of diversity always welcome.

Nancy C said...

I changed my settings to eliminate anonymous comments just for that reason! It was getting old. Thanks for visiting my blog! It looks great here.

Mrsblogalot said...

Strange what people will do in their spare time. I personally chose to obsess about my weight. Oh well, to each his own

Tgoette said...

Comments are just blog love to me because I get so few of them anyway, so spam and Chinese massage parlor advertisements are always welcome. But so far no one has asked to see my slutty naked ass. But I keep hoping!

Nezzy said...

Hey sweetie, I just wanted to pop in and wish ya'll a happy Easter. :o)

God bless and have a wonderful Wednesday!!!

JennyMac said...

Telling it like it is! Love it. I get spam galore. I just delete because my family hates word ver. LOL.