Interesting times...the best reason for a Happy Hour~! Is it time for the next Great Depression or perhaps I feel that way because I am over 50.
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I saw this article while cruising the internet and it was too delectable to ignore. A gay cannibal becomes a prison chef. It took me a while to find the perfect song to go with this headline but the lyrics to this song are perfect. I laughed so hard when I saw this at the movies. The rest of the lyrics are in the link above.
Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! What is that? It's priest. Have a little priest. Is it really good? Sir, it's too good, at least! Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh. Awful lot of fat. Only where it sat. Haven't you got poet, or something like that? No, y'see, the trouble with poet is 'ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest! Heavenly! Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps, but then again, not as bland as curate, either! And good for business, too--always leaves you wantin' more! Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays! Lawyers rather nice. If it's for a price.
My goodness. It really is a strange world out there. Gay cannibal becomes prison chef!! Was he always a cannibal? The article said he seasoned the "meat" and the fried it up. Is it too crass to wonder about the seasoning? See what I mean? I'm worried about being crass and here is an article about gay cannibals becoming prison chefs. Could he be on Top Chef? He is not allowed to play with knives in prison, so I imagine being on Top Chef would not be possible. They are always pulling those damn knives out of the block and having to do some crazy cooking thing. He could be on the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They had an episode where two of the characters think they have become cannibals and they start craving humans. It should not be funny but it was. He would probably fit right in with the Hollywood crowd. They seem to chew people up and spit them back all the time.
4 comments:
This is just too bizarre! What a comment on our society! Love the song though!
I absolutely loved the song when I heard it in the theater~! But you know me, I was slow to catch on just how wicked she was, too!
Top Chef? Oh so sick!! Can you imagine? What about Hell's Kitchen.... The guy that hosts that show might just reform him! ;-)
Hell's Kitchen~! Dang you are good, J. Gordon Ramsey and the gay cannibal face off. HAHAHA.
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