Thursday, August 27, 2009
College is killing my carnivore buzz. Teddy Bear started back to school and she is taking a nutrition class...and the teacher is a vegan. Now we have brown milk in the fridge. I've heard of moo juice. but poo juice? She says its soy milk but it tastes like nothing. She poured it on little pieces of cardboard and plywood. I know, I know, it was cereal, but it still didn't taste any better with the poo juice on it. I probably should learn to like it because I am lactose intolerant. Can you imagine not being able to buy Baskin Robbins 31 flavor ice creams? Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey...or whatever its called because you will be a writhing lactose emitting alien within 30 minutes?
BFF and I once went to a scrapbook convention (hey, I saw that eye roll! Knock it off) and they were giving away Skinny Cow non-dairy ice cream treats. Yummy! I can eat those, right? Right? No, no, I can't. I ended up LYING down in the lobby of the convention center wondering which was worse? Farting in public or trying to walk bent over to the bathroom and farting in a stall? Luckily, that feeling passed.
Teddy Bear loves her nutrition class and actually bought a book called "Skinny Bitch." I guess it's a vegan cookbook. TB was making a grocery list out of this book. Like it's hard to remember if its green, it's keen. She knows how I feel about the whole subject but she said they have a vegan sloppy joe? Both Killdozer and I look at her like she has eaten a magic mushroom. How do you make a VEGAN sloppy joe? With tofu, of course.
It's going to be a tough semester...
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