Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Are Your Friends Rated PG-13 or R?


My Dick-Mickey Avalon
So I spent Saturday with my sister in the Valley. You know, like, the Valley, totally cool OMG. Her friend had a party hosting Cookie Lee Jewelry, Avon, and a lady selling knitted scarves. I enjoyed the Cosmos that she was serving.

The hostess has an awesome room for scrapbooking--an entire room full of gadgets and paper and other fun stuff. It was a fun group of ladies of all ages. A lady was there with her 28-year-old daughter and they were designing a wedding invitation for the mom who was getting married in Las Vegas. They were designing an invitation that looked like a slot machine. It was pretty cute but I have to admit I have never understood that. People with the theme weddings or running off to get married so that Elvis can officiate. Not that she was having Elvis officiate. Her wedding dress was beautiful and it seemed like it was very special to her but I thought the invitation was kind of cheesy and a little bit, what the fuck, let's get married. Anyway, most of the ladies there were preschool teachers and they were quite concerned about not spoiling the image. So, it was fairly tame conversation for the most part. Of course, then my mom arrives and the conversation went straight to the G rating.

My sister and I went to dinner later on at the Macroni Grill. She said it was nice hanging out with her PG or PG-13 friends. I asked her who her R rated friends were. I guess that was a dumb question.

So my question, are your friends mostly PG or R? I am always surprised by the friends you think are squeaky clean but blow you away by totally getting into a conversation about bondage, anal sex, etc. (Too icky to contemplate for the most part. I mean, it is chute for poop~!) It was actually an NC-17 rating conversation~! It quickly became a very hilarious conversation. But some of my friends would be mortified by the discussion.

Anyway, I am glad to have all types of friends, even the G rated ones.

5 comments:

Jeanne said...

Hey Kat! Wow, the valley. Dude, I like, totally lived there during the like, valley girl movement. Like, it was like, totally tubular! Seriously? No one I knew talked like that. But it was fun to pretend we did!

I'm mostly G, I have to confess, BUT there was this one time when me and my friend Bonnie were on women's retreat with church and were talking about oral sex. HAHAHAHAHHAHA but it was with our husbands! I have no problems getting a little down and dirty but only on certain subjects. Glad you don't mind a G rated friend! Most of my friends are also G rated. Glad you don't mind! ;-)

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

I am so glad to hear you say that~! I was worried what my G rated friends might think when they read this. It is fun to be naughty once in a while, especially when you are married and talking about the husbands and stuff~! Our conversation was so funny and now I wish you had been there to join us.

Anonymous said...

I would have to say my friends range from PG to X...lol! I don't know if I have any G-rated friends, unless you count my mom. But even then she surprises me sometimes. I know that I come across as G or PG to people I don't know very well, but I know you (Kathy) know better than that now!! LOL! Friends are a wonderful thing, no matter what their rating.

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

I think some people seem like they want to be thought of as rated G but in actuality they are more PG-13 or R rated~! I guess I am tired of trying to pretend to be "squeaky clean" and rated G. I have no kids in school anymore, no goody good PTA moms to soothe, no principals to look good for, no teachers to impress with how frickin' involved I am in my child's education. And as you all know, I am not terribly religious, so no need to behave like Sister Agatha is going to hit me on the head with a ruler anymore. I believe in God but somehow I do not think he cares if we swear, drink, and just generally have a good time down here. And if I am wrong, then I will wave from H-E-double toothpicks. HAHAHA!

Casey said...

Okay,I'm still trying to figure out where I fall in these categories!!?? Sometimes a G more times a R, but never an XXX!! After all, it is a pooper shooter! ;)