Monday, October 19, 2009

I've Been Hexed

Tampons and Chocolate has hexed me...and dude I'm looking for a wax doll to stick pins in tonight. 

We are in the same Fantasy Football league. Her team is the Winos. Hah! Figures. 

Ouch!!! Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Those damn witch doctors have no sense of humor.

Sheesh. Going into today's game, she had 113 points and I had about 92 but I still had the San Diego Chargers vs. Denver Broncos game to go. I have Phillip Rivers, quarterback for the Chargers, Vincent Jackson for the Chargers and the Chargers defense.  But...I also have Kyle Orton quarterback for the Broncos sitting on my bench and I was playing my Broncos defense. I had a chance to pick up some major points and kick her butt. But noooooooo..............

I talked to her earlier today. (Yeah, she was being so nice. She was helping me because I was stuck on some dictation. I'm such a sucker.) Then she tells me she put a hex on Phillip Rivers. A hex? Ha, ha. Sure. I think your box of wine needs refilling.

This is where it gets creepy. The final score: Winos 113 vs. NanoBots 107.  Do you know how may points Rivers got? 14 Kyle Orton? 22. If I picked Orton instead, I. would. have. won. Rivers had 26 points last week. 

Man. When she is PMSing she is like all powerful and stuff. I know I took my cauldron out for Halloween...may have to do some cooking. 

Wine is a good thing to add to food, right?

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The Good Cook said...

I love to cook with wine - sometimes I even put it in the food. That's some bad juju she laid down on you... I'd be on pins and needles if it was me! (pun intended)

Lola Lakely said...

You are seriously a woman after my own heart. You like Zombie Movies and football and have a wicked sense of humor. I heart you!

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

@good, I burst out laughing at your comment. How about Jack Daniels? There must be recipes that require healthy imbibing of Jack. Well, the biggest satisfaction is the girls in the league seem to be winning. Yeah!

@lola lakely...Thanks! I always love reading your wickedly funny posts...I never quite know where they are going to go...and I love that. Your Facebook post! Yes!!

Anonymous said...

I'm like to cook German food because they add alcohol to everything.

kys said...

Wine is excellent for cooking and drinking. You can do it at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Lear to drink wine without cooking and you still may enjoy it, ha ha.

L said...

Wine is good when added to, sex, parenting, parent-teacher conferences, court appearances. Okay, I took my pins out of my Phillip Rivers doll. But, of course, that's because I don't think we play each other again for the rest of the season.