Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I'm Gonna Plump the Girls

What do you think? All they do now when they are free ranging is squawk a lot. 

I was going to make a crude and childish remark about the male chicken parts...

But a cock-a-doodle-doo is hard to catch at my age.


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kys said...

Funny! Girl, mine is all natural too.

FRANNIE said...

I swear I thought you were going to write about getting a boob job. Laughing. :)

ethelmaepotter! said...

That is one funny commercial!
Like KYS, mine is all natural, too. But I have been thinking about having some un-plumping done.

TC said...

Unplumping would be my choice also for sure. LOL

Nezzy said...

Heeeeheeehee! I was expecting boobs. What a fun post.

Have a great day filled with wonderful surprises!!!

Sam said...

You mean a cock-a-doodle-don't? Hey Crazy Lady, I love your blog. I think I'll follow you, Great read. thank you, Keri


Tammy Howard said...

I say no! And now I feel just a little bit like dancing...

Just Playin' said...

Funny! Personally, I'd like to plump the face a little and unplump the rest a little! Can they do that? Seriously I was with a friend yesterday who has always been way thin and always looked older because of it. She's around 60 now. In the last 2-3 years she has gained 15-20 pounds. Her face looks magnificent, 100% better. I didn't tell her because you know it's just awkward. I guess you choose, at an older age like me, do I want to look good above the neck or below. Maybe you can't have both! Thanks for the follow. Gotcha back

Christina said...

Take home message of the day! Yeah!!

You just as funny as your friend (who you pointed me to, BTW).

Oh, and I made a voodoo doll just the other day! :-O
Check it

Candice said...

I could stand a little de-plumping at this point. Those chicks have it all wrong.

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

@kys...Mine are all natural, too, but mine could be on the Discovery channel for wild animal life. Kinda scary.

@frannie...When I spotted this ad, I thought it was about boobs, too~! I was cracking up and I couldn't resist doing something with it.

@ethelmaepotter...I would love to have mine stand at attention again without space age metal holding them up.

@tc...I love that word...unplumping. I have only had big boobs since having kids. I was always kinda of itty bitty before. I like them bigger but, alas, I miss the perkiness.

@nezzy...thanks for stopping by~! The girls are always fun to poke fun at!

@keri...cock-a-doodle-don't!! HAHAHA. Perfect. Dang, I wish I had thought of it.

@tammy howard...Can't afford to plump or add perkiness and since I avoid doctors at all costs, my girls will stay their plumpy selves.

@just playin...I never thought about how people look so much older when their face is too gaunt. I guess as long as you don't plump up the lips too much. We can't all go around with an Angelina Jolie kisser. Thanks for following~!

@Christina...I had so much fun going through your blog archive and looking at your amazing graphics. Love the voodoo doll~!

@candice..."Those chicks have it all wrong." Funny pun~! Wouldn't it be nice if we could move all the flub in our bodies around where it was most advantageous? I think I would send most of my flub to Mars.

Anonymous said...

My ass is a damn self plumper. Everything I eat goes into storage right there. So I asked BF to check it for me every day, to see if it ever gets smaller. The way he checks my pump is wowie!