Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I'm Gonna Plump the Girls



What do you think? All they do now when they are free ranging is squawk a lot. 

I was going to make a crude and childish remark about the male chicken parts...

But a cock-a-doodle-doo is hard to catch at my age.


 


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12 comments:

Tracie said...

Funny! Girl, mine is all natural too.

FRANNIE said...

I swear I thought you were going to write about getting a boob job. Laughing. :)

ethelmaepotter! said...

That is one funny commercial!
Like KYS, mine is all natural, too. But I have been thinking about having some un-plumping done.

TC said...

Unplumping would be my choice also for sure. LOL

Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise) said...

Heeeeheeehee! I was expecting boobs. What a fun post.

Have a great day filled with wonderful surprises!!!

Keri said...

You mean a cock-a-doodle-don't? Hey Crazy Lady, I love your blog. I think I'll follow you, Great read. thank you, Keri

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mommakin said...

I say no! And now I feel just a little bit like dancing...

Sandra Wilkes said...

Funny! Personally, I'd like to plump the face a little and unplump the rest a little! Can they do that? Seriously I was with a friend yesterday who has always been way thin and always looked older because of it. She's around 60 now. In the last 2-3 years she has gained 15-20 pounds. Her face looks magnificent, 100% better. I didn't tell her because you know it's just awkward. I guess you choose, at an older age like me, do I want to look good above the neck or below. Maybe you can't have both! Thanks for the follow. Gotcha back

Ze O said...

Take home message of the day! Yeah!!

You just as funny as your friend (who you pointed me to, BTW).


Oh, and I made a voodoo doll just the other day! :-O
Check it

Candice said...

I could stand a little de-plumping at this point. Those chicks have it all wrong.

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

@kys...Mine are all natural, too, but mine could be on the Discovery channel for wild animal life. Kinda scary.

@frannie...When I spotted this ad, I thought it was about boobs, too~! I was cracking up and I couldn't resist doing something with it.

@ethelmaepotter...I would love to have mine stand at attention again without space age metal holding them up.

@tc...I love that word...unplumping. I have only had big boobs since having kids. I was always kinda of itty bitty before. I like them bigger but, alas, I miss the perkiness.

@nezzy...thanks for stopping by~! The girls are always fun to poke fun at!

@keri...cock-a-doodle-don't!! HAHAHA. Perfect. Dang, I wish I had thought of it.

@tammy howard...Can't afford to plump or add perkiness and since I avoid doctors at all costs, my girls will stay their plumpy selves.

@just playin...I never thought about how people look so much older when their face is too gaunt. I guess as long as you don't plump up the lips too much. We can't all go around with an Angelina Jolie kisser. Thanks for following~!

@Christina...I had so much fun going through your blog archive and looking at your amazing graphics. Love the voodoo doll~!

@candice..."Those chicks have it all wrong." Funny pun~! Wouldn't it be nice if we could move all the flub in our bodies around where it was most advantageous? I think I would send most of my flub to Mars.

Anonymous said...

My ass is a damn self plumper. Everything I eat goes into storage right there. So I asked BF to check it for me every day, to see if it ever gets smaller. The way he checks my pump is wowie!